『史上最强中国式英语』

咱俩谁跟谁啊 ?
↘ we two who and who ?

怎么是你 ? 怎么老是你 ?
↘ how are you ? how old are you ?

你不鸟我 , 我不鸟你
↘ you don’t bird me , I don’t bird you

你有种! 我要给你颜色瞧瞧 ! 兄弟们 , 一起上 !
↘ you have seed ! i will give you colour see see ! brothers , together up !

彼此彼此
↘ you me you me

知之为知之 , 不知为不知
↘ know is know , don’t know is don’t know

去个头
↘ go ahead


有事启奏 , 无事退朝 !
↘ hello everybody ! if you have something to say , then say!
If you have nothing to say , go home !

车祸现场描述
↘ one car come one car go , two car pengpeng , people die

表妹
↘ watch sister

龙生龙 , 凤生风 , 老鼠的儿子会打洞
↘ dragon born dragon , chicken born cheicken , mouse”s son can make hole

美中不足
↘ America Chinese not enough

心花怒放
↘ heart flower angry open

要钱没有 , 要命一条
↘ if you money , I have no ! if you want life , I have one !

我叫李老大 , 今年 25
↘ I call Lee old big , toyear 25

你真有两下子
↘ you really have two down son

有多远死多远
↘ as far as you can go to die